Maddy Poorman
Artist | Hobbyist | Photography

Canada

Hello! My name is Maddy. (It's not my birth name) I hail from Alberta and I rule ober my minion lol I love photography more than anything. ( Because I can't draw)

Minion is bugging me. She says "YES YOU CAN, FOOL."

Still dont believe her.

Minion: Well to bad. Believe it!!! Wow, naruto, go away.

Maddy: I like naruto. The most annoying character on that show is sasu-GAY!

Minion: You're going to get massive amounts of narutards fraging at your doorstep. You prepared to face that kind of turmoil?

Maddy: Who the hell is going to read this anyway????

Minion: The narutards, Maddy. They are all lurking. They're everywhere. It wont take long for one of them to find and kill you. It will be a slow and painful death, for you have insulted their god, susugay.

Maddy: I suppose so but I dont care. He's just as annoying as a cat in heat when they do that meow purr thing!

Minion: Oh god, dont even get me started on that. Sugar's in heat right now. MOST ANNOYING THIS ON THE PLANET. FFFFF.

Maddy: We should get both our cats pregnant and sell the kitties

Minion: We should also get going to English class, because the bell is going to ring any second and Mrs Anderson will throw a fit. Well. Probably not. But still.

Maddy: Ok

Current Residence: In my minions closet
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XL
Favourite genre of music: Rock, Ambient
Favourite style of art: Traditional
Operating System: Windows 2000
Shell of choice: Conch
Wallpaper of choice: Black
Skin of choice: None
Favourite cartoon character: Pinky and the brain!!
Personal Quote: "If the mind is willing, the body will endure"